16 Tracy Road, Dayville, CT 06241

The Comfort Inn & Suites features comfortin' en suites and little refuge from bad wordplay.

A limited number of rooms are blocked off here at a discounted rate. Call and ask for the Challa/Leitz wedding block.

736 Southbridge Street, Auburn, MA 01501

Normally, guests have access to a pool. Unfortunately, it's currently closed for "renovation." They promise a hefty 60-65% reduction in urine content when it opens back up, placing the Hampton Inn just a hair ahead of the nearby Holiday Inn Express in the regional hotel-pool-cleanliness championship. You can do it, Hampton Inn!

A limited number of rooms are blocked off here at a discounted rate. Call and ask for the "Aishu Keegan Wedding" group block, use the code "AKW", or click this link by July 14th to reserve a room.

94 Plaine Hill Road, Woodstock, CT 06281

An elegant country inn featuring "television" and "telephones." Six of the rooms are advertised to have beds, and eight more apparently have gas fireplaces. It's not clear if that's an either-or scenario, but who doesn't like a little gamble?

29 Plaine Hill Road, Woodstock, CT 06281

The last four digits of their phone number are consecutive integers. Need I say more?

10-12 Johnson Street, Auburn, MA 01501

Make no mistake: this is not just a Holiday Inn with additional branding. It's a Holiday Inn to go, to stay! But also there's an emphasis on business needs, and... relaxation? Consider this option if you are a fan of ambiguity and quick breakfasts.

718 Southbridge Street, Auburn, MA 01501

With rooms described by some as "airy," this hotel features free breathing room for all guests. The indoor pool is easily among the top five hotel pools in the area, when compared with the nearest five hotels that have pools.

Unfortunately, Fairfield Inn & Suites had a fire-related issue and is unavailable for booking.

446 Southbridge Street, Auburn, MA 01501

Simple rooms, excellent microwaves. Kids 18 and under stay free, as long as they're with a parent or grandparent. Important note: it would seem from the language that they do NOT stay free if they are with great-grandparents or other, more venerable, elders. Continental breakfast and parking included, but continental parking is extra.

14 Mechanic Street, Southbridge, MA 01550

A restored red brick factory six miles from Old Sturbridge Village. We've been assured that, despite the proximity, the butter is pasteurized and pre-churned. Rooms come with free Wi-Fi and a 24,000 ft2 conference center.

350 Trolley Line Boulevard, Ledyard, CT 06338

You know what it is, and you most certainly know what it do.

1 Mohegan Sun Boulevard, Uncasville, CT 06382

Mohegan is the only word that rhymes with Keegan. Unfortunately, it's a proper noun so it really shouldn't count. Then again, so is "Keegan," so why am I concerned? It still seems like a hacky rhyme, though, so in a non-limerick setting I might go with "something something speakin'" instead, or maybe "about a league in[land]." Needs some work, but you get the point.